Laws of Attraction (Part 2)

So i'm not gonna start with an introduction about why and how i haven't blogged for almost 2 years (which i kinda did just now but still...).

Inspired by a previous post "New Laws of Attraction" and based on my own/friends experiences, here's my list of other laws i believe apply frequently: (and no i'm not talking about "The Secret")

1. The Financial Law: The intensity of your unexpected expenses is directly proportional to how broke you already are.
2. Law of the Awkward Moment: The accidental hit of the like button on Facebook occurs only with profiles you shouldn't be on in the first place.
3. The Rain Law: Thou shall wash thy car the day before it hails.
4. The Suicide Law: Electronic devices will self destruct the moment you consider upgrading them.
5. The Confusion Law: The moment you make up your mind about two options, a new option will appear.
6. The Stain Law: It is more likely to spill coffee, colored beverages and/or sauces on your clothes when you are wearing white.
7. Alcohol Law: Any night that starts with "Guys, I'm only having one drink tonight" is more likely to end with the world's worst hangover the next day.
8. The 'Light' Law: When you try to start a healthy diet, you receive too many inevitable unhealthy dinner invitations
9. The Fashionably Late Law: Your unpunctual friends will only show up on time when you want them to be late.
10. The Workout Law: Your gym back decides to play "hide and seek" the day you actually end up going to the gym.
11. The Guilt Law: You will always get actually sick on your planned sick days.
12. Law of Lebanon: Unscheduled electricity cuts are more likely to take place when you're in the shower.
13. Law of Keys: The few times you got stuck outside your house are times you really needed to pee.
14. Law of Comfort: The moment you get used to using any social network, they decide to change everything about it.
15. Law of Inevitability: You will only need things you usually have on you the day you actually forgot them (works perfectly with umbrellas).
16. "Little Did You Know" Law: The moment you are sure that nothing can go wrong, anything that can possibly go wrong will.
    
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17. Law of Challenge : “To do” and “Things to remember” lists have a high probability of being lost. 

Till next time, hoping it's won't start with another introduction to why it took me few years before doing another post!

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New Laws of Attraction

Just came across this hilarious list of laws that i thought of sharing with my blog readers who deserve a little less nagging :)

• Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
• Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
• Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
• Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
• Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
• Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
• Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
• Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
• Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
• Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
• Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
• Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
• Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
• Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or change it for the worse.

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